Why would there be lions and tigers

But also bears?

Oh my!

Two cats and a random guy

Why does my brain wander around

To a silly thing my memory found

Lions and tigers and bears

But a human is what really scares

People are what go bump in the night

Not monsters who look like a fright

Evil looks like an elderly man

Or a woman with a promise in hand

See with your eyes listen with your ears

Honing this skill took me years

Lions and tigers and people

Oh my!